A peppermint-flavored, well-lubed thank you to Cool Hunting for showcasing these multimedia platform shoes, designed to “help sex workers protect themselves.”

The shoes have a “platform platform” for streaming video, along with a GPS system, a 911-button, and other techy goodies. So, not only do sex workers have a more updated way of marketing themselves (and keeping safe), but they can now also watch LonelyGirl15 videos on their shoes!

So, girls, next time your bf says he’s going to “the itty-bitty movie theater on the corner of 8th Ave and Main,” grab his wallet.

[photo cred to Cool Hunting.]

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