“Customer Service” is officially an oxymoron.
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How Cingular Wireless managed to throw away two perfectly good customers.
"Customer Service" has been in its death throes for a while. I know that, but for some reason it still ticks me off. Last weekend really took the cake for me. I’m completely sick of big companies offering horrid customer service. I’ve been a customer of AT&T Wireless (which has subsequently been bought by Cingular) for four years. At the end of my first two year contract, AT&T called me and said "your contract is almost up, what can we offer you to keep your business?" Needless to say, I was impressed. And I walked away with a killer phone plan and a new two-year contract. Fast forward two years. My contract is almost up and Cingular is now running the show. No phone call from Cingular. So I call them. All I want to do is upgrade my phone for free. No plan change, no rate change, and I’m happy to sign on for another two years. I call and ask the customer service peon what he can do for me for a phone upgrade, and the conversation went something like this:
HIM: "you can have plan A or plan B from our normal list of plans"
ME: "but I don’t want to change my plan, I just want a new phone"
HIM: "sorry, we don’t offer any phones that work on your system, we’re phasing out the AT&T system. You should already be noticing degraded service and less calling area."
ME: "ok, so upgrade me to a phone on the new system and leave the rest of my plan the same"
HIM: "I can’t do that, I can only offer you plan A or plan B"
ME: "let me speak to your manager please"
HIM: "it won’t do you any good, we’ve had people go to the president of the company and he doesn’t care"
ME: "let me get this straight, the president of Cingular doesn’t care if he loses a four-year customer, and he expects me to pay MORE for less service (lower plan) than I’m already getting?"
HIM: "yes sir"
ME: "you realize, if I hang up I’m walking straight into a Verizon store to sign a new plan along with another Cingular customer (my mother)"
HIM: "Yes, enjoy your new phone"
So my mother and I walked straight into a Verizon store where the manager sold us a new plan along with two phones and we all walked out happy. The stupid part, however, was that I was happy with Cingular. I’d never had problems with the service. I just wanted to replace my two year old phone. For the cost of two phones (our Verizon phones cost us a whopping $25 each), Cingular could have kept two customers for another two years. So much for "rasing the bar".


