ss_blog_claim=5f03e3e7fa6ca8c951b6fbd30fa71c10 Sweeties, double-bagged (Hooray for condoms) | beyondmadisonavenue

Sweeties, double-bagged (Hooray for condoms)

I would like to present you with the best testimonial for packaged goods that I have ever, ever seen.

A few deeper comments:

1. Really though, how obnoxious is the word sweeties, especially in whatever screamy Baltic language that bratlet is using? I dare you to listen to that bullshit-kid twice through and not have thoughts of slicing a major artery or sticking a pin in your eye.

2. Uh… is that Bon Jovi?

3. Uhh… and, more importantly, is he mute?

One Response to “Sweeties, double-bagged (Hooray for condoms)”

  1. i’m not too keen on children either but at least that kid is saying something.

    there’s a little boy about that age that lives a few doors down from me, who screams. No words, no crying, just screams-like the most horrifying horror movie ever made, over and over and over. and his mom usually just puts him out in the hallway and locks the door.

    it’s not happened for a couple of weeks though. maybe they moved? or got in a time machine and retroactively used a condom?

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