
Bank of America said forget it.
Pepsi said they’ll have to wait and see.
Home Depot said that if anyone can prove that he’s not a cheater, that they’ll think about it.
The number of big-name corporations getting in line to promote Barry Bonds’ breaking the all-time home run record aint too long these days.
Which sucks for the MLB, because they desperately need all the help they can get in reviving interest in a sport that has for decades billed itself as ‘America’s Pastime’. In actuality the only thing saving baseball from slipping to the 4th most popular pro sport spot is the fact that we don’t have enough ice here for curling.
Attendance has been down at almost every ballpark in the league for 1 or 2 decades. The last time anyone cared about baseball was in 1998 when the country was mesmerized by Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire chasing the single-season HR record. Ironically, it now looks like they were both juicing at the time.
BTW did you know Barry broke McGwire’s record for most HRs in a season a couple of years later? Did you care? Exactly.
And no, no one defecated in my Cheerios this morning, but I do have a head-cold that’s degraded me to making a continous low drone that’s akin to a milk-cow with a bursting udder. Maybe that’s put me in a pissy mood, or maybe it’s hearing about companies like
Home Depot and Pepsi’s internal marketing struggles as they try to decide if they want to spend money on promotional campaigns to give Barry a ‘Nice juicing there, big guy!’ slap on the backside as he tops Hank Aaron’s all-time HR record.
Is this really the best way for these major corporations to spend their marketing dollars?
I’ll let you contemplate that question as myself and my sinuses go back to mooing in the background.